A look into my boring life in Myrtle Beach. You may want to run away now!!!
If you've dropped by, please say hello!!
December 02, 2007
If...
noone hears from me for a while, it's because I'm jail for killing my fucking asshole dickhead shitbag husband. Think I can manage that when he's still 750 miles away? Anyone wanna add any insult names? Most of mine entail some variation of fuck.
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I like "poopiehead," but since you already have "dickhead" in there, it would be a bit repetitive. Sorry I couldn't be of more help. I think you have most of my other usual ones covered.
The nice thing about the word 'fuck' is you don't really need any other words to go with it. Since it works as almost every grammatical...um...item, the possibilities are endless! In fact, I've had entire conversations with our sheep using only 'fuck' and the occasional 'stupid'.
It just so happens that TODAY I am having the same kind of day you are. I am having severe, painful, homicidal thoughts about my husband - DIE DIE DIE - and am fantasizing about packing the Honda with me, clothes, and the cats (and maybe the laptop) and driving far far away...like to France.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Maybe we can do that TV show plotline where we each off each other's husbands and therefore totally get off scot free. You think?
6 comments:
I like "poopiehead," but since you already have "dickhead" in there, it would be a bit repetitive. Sorry I couldn't be of more help. I think you have most of my other usual ones covered.
I tend to prefer the f... one's my self!!!
Ooo. I like "shit for brains." It has the same sort of feel as "poopiehead," but it seems classier.
The nice thing about the word 'fuck' is you don't really need any other words to go with it. Since it works as almost every grammatical...um...item, the possibilities are endless! In fact, I've had entire conversations with our sheep using only 'fuck' and the occasional 'stupid'.
It just so happens that TODAY I am having the same kind of day you are. I am having severe, painful, homicidal thoughts about my husband - DIE DIE DIE - and am fantasizing about packing the Honda with me, clothes, and the cats (and maybe the laptop) and driving far far away...like to France.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Maybe we can do that TV show plotline where we each off each other's husbands and therefore totally get off scot free. You think?
ignorrent, arrogent, and narow minded always seem to come up too...
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