December 02, 2007

If...

noone hears from me for a while, it's because I'm jail for killing my fucking asshole dickhead shitbag husband. Think I can manage that when he's still 750 miles away? Anyone wanna add any insult names? Most of mine entail some variation of fuck.

8 comments:

Cabol said...

I like "poopiehead," but since you already have "dickhead" in there, it would be a bit repetitive. Sorry I couldn't be of more help. I think you have most of my other usual ones covered.

Missy said...

I tend to prefer the f... one's my self!!!

J. Cullinane said...

Cocksucker is always good. As well as mofo, if you can get it out. Shit for brains always works nicely. too.

;)

Cabol said...

Ooo. I like "shit for brains." It has the same sort of feel as "poopiehead," but it seems classier.

fucking sheep said...

The nice thing about the word 'fuck' is you don't really need any other words to go with it. Since it works as almost every grammatical...um...item, the possibilities are endless! In fact, I've had entire conversations with our sheep using only 'fuck' and the occasional 'stupid'.

J. Cullinane said...

It just so happens that TODAY I am having the same kind of day you are. I am having severe, painful, homicidal thoughts about my husband - DIE DIE DIE - and am fantasizing about packing the Honda with me, clothes, and the cats (and maybe the laptop) and driving far far away...like to France.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Maybe we can do that TV show plotline where we each off each other's husbands and therefore totally get off scot free. You think?

Missy said...

ignorrent, arrogent, and narow minded always seem to come up too...

male sheep said...

Man, you sure are a lot of bitches!